Bodyguard for hire
Contact me for protection.
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The talking kind, darling. Unless you had something else in mind.
Asked by thewhiphandwoman
Think we’d both be in trouble were we talking a different kind. Time and place, then. I’m sure I can make time.
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Then you've missed something. Or you're playing hard to get. I don't appreciate either. Dinner?
Asked by thewhiphandwoman
You have a tendency to not appreciate, I find. Bit’ve a bad habit, yeah? Depends on the type’ve dinner you’re talking about.
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I do hope you're paying attention. -IA
Asked by thewhiphandwoman
I’m always payin’ attention, darlin.
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Nice to be ‘round the flat again.
Got a few footie matches to catch up on, a few drinks to have, a few cigs to smoke. Bound to be a good evening.
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Been a bit busy last little while, work and the such.
Should be back ‘round now.
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If Jim were an animal, what species do you think he'd be?
Asked by Anonymous
S’a good question. Either one of those trap-door spiders, or a boa constrictor of sorts. You don’t know you’re fucked until it’s too late either way.
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Post reblogged from The Original Consulting Criminal
Been there, done that. Not really interested in fucking virgins. Tight, yeah, but the sex normally sucks shit.
Always a way with words, Seb.
Didn’t hire me to sound pretty, boss.
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Photo reblogged from The Original Consulting Criminal
Seb… I think I made the pasta wrong…
What the fuck did you actually do to this. Get the hell out of the kitchen, and never go back in there.
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Post reblogged from Blog of Dr. John H. Watsonjwatson221 replied to your post: Whatever you say my King~ all hail Moriarty, King of the underdogs.
He can see it genius
No one asked you
Yeah, fine, fuck around on your phone, I don’t give…
Looks like the leash is on the other neck tonight
Shut the hell up, doctor.
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Post reblogged from The Original Consulting Criminaljwatson221 replied to your post: Whatever you say my King~ all hail Moriarty, King of the underdogs.
He can see it genius
No one asked you
Yeah, fine, fuck around on your phone, I don’t give a shit. I’ve some things I need to do anyway.
I’ll put it away. Fine. You know… Havisham wouldn’t be so rude to me while I’m sick….
Mention Havisham one more time and he’ll end up in a ditch.
